January 22, 2007

  • Me in a nutshell

    A writing challenge for: Kween_of_the_Queens blogring

    ME, IN A NUTSHELL

    The object:

    Write a synopsis of YOU!  If you were to go on the internet and decide to look over the dating sites there, what would you put in your profile?

    Never mind that most of us are married!  So am I!  But just imagine for a moment that you aren’t, and are looking.  What would you say about yourself?  Your interests?  A description of yourself ?  Would you be brutally honest?  Or playfully vague?  Go ahead and write whatever you want!  There are absolutely no boundaries for this challenge, except that I am requesting that you post a picture (not necessarily of yourself either!)  Make it totally serious, make it side splittingly funny, make it YOUR OWN!

     


    “If you like Pina Coladas
    And getting caught in the rain
    If you’re not into yoga
    If you have half a brain
    If you’d like making love at midnight
    In the dunes on the Cape
    Then I’m the love that you’ve looked for
    Write to me and escape.”

    Oh wait – that’s been done before. So…let’s see. If I were to post a personal ad what would it say?


    If you like Pepsi and Brownies

    and playing board games at night

    If you’re not into Anger

    And you brain is not light

    If you like hiking and beaches

    And reading a good book

    We are made for each other

    Call me for a look….

     

    If you like dancing and laughing

    And you’re not too extreme

    If you can tolerate sarcasm

    And like your pie with whipped cream

    If you like all kinds of music

    And you sing in the car

    You’re the one that I married

    I know that we will go far.

     Pina_Colada

    Again, feel free to play along, just drop by the Kweens site and let her know you want to join in. Also go see what the other nutshells look like!


    What would your personal ad say?

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