May 22, 2006
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Assignments read and discussions question answered and posted — check
Lesson plan w/ rubrics completed and submitted — check
Kitchen cleaned, laundry folded and girls chores done — check
Church attended — check
Family movie — CHECK — Over the Hedge — Too Funny!!!! STELLA………………!!!!!! Ok, at any rate it was an excellent family movie and once again Dreamworks pulled out all the stops and came up with a unique idea, a great cast and great animation! LOVED IT!!
Not much to say, I’m thinking of going back to NM for a week or so this summer, so I’m off to check airline ticket prices. Ya’ll have a fantastic night and a great Monday!
Here’s some more Funnies:
More How To Know You’re Ready For Parenthood
NIGHT TEST: Prepare by obtaining a small cloth bag and fill it with 8 to 12 pounds of sand. Soak it thoroughly in water. At 8 PM begin to waltz and hum with the bag until 9 PM. Lay down your bag and set your alarm for 10:00 PM. Get up, pick up your bag, and sing every song you have ever heard. Make up about a dozen more and sing them until 4:00 AM. Set alarm for 5:00 AM. Get up and make breakfast. Keep this up for 5 years. Look cheerful.
PHYSICAL TEST (WOMEN): Obtain a large bean-bag chair and attach it to the front of your clothes. Leave it there for 9 mo. Now remove 10% of the beans.
PHYSICAL TEST (MEN): Go to the nearest drug store. Set your wallet on the counter. Ask the clerk to help himself. Now proceed to the nearest food store. Go to the head office and arrange for your paycheck to be directly deposited to the store. Purchase a newspaper. Go home and read it quietly for the last time.
FINAL ASSIGNMENT: Find a couple who already has a small child. Lecture them on how they can improve their child’s discipline, patience, tolerance, toilet training, and table manners. Suggest many things they can improve as well. Emphasize to them that they should never allow their children to run riot. Enjoy this experience. It will be the last time you’ll have all the answers
Comments (4)
thanks for the tip, i’ll give it a shot :coolman:
Sounds like you got all your chores etc done. I love when I can check stuff off my to do list. Love the funnies. Hope you can find a cheap flight to NM. I want to go somewhere this summer where it is warm and there are no allergies. Have a great Monday
BTW: I liked your hypothectical for the class web site. I thought it was good. You have quite the writing ability.
island fever huh?
I plan on taking the girlies this week to see that movie. I’m glad that you said such good things about it. Had you said it had sucked I would have still had to go and I would’ve dreaded it. :fun: