January 29, 2006
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Battle of the Biting Bugs
Allied forces came together today to win the battle for freedom from itching.
Dogs, Cats, Mom, Dad and children all worked in cooperation. Initial battles began at Rashwe just north of the collar. A thorough ground sweep included the interrogation of captive fleas using proven and Geneva approved water techniques. 85% of fleas in captivity were detained and neutralized. Information obtained during the interrogation was used in further operations.
Ground assaults consisted of complete removal of fleas through the latest in suctioning weapons. Chemical defenses were deployed in liquid form. Insurgents will be dealt with by Shock and Awe attacks.
Final fronts are expected to be encountered at Pippin, and a re defense of the previously held Rashwe. Internal defenses were employed for the defense of these fronts. General Hubby expects to employ his weapons and troops to obtain a complete victory of the hated enemy… fleas. On the ground, troops report that already a marked reduction in enemy troops, evidenced by a minimal amount of scratching and biting. All enemy hide outs were completely disassembled and chemically neutralized. Redeployment is scheduled for next week to ensure that the tenuous peace is maintained.
and now back to our regularly scheduled program…………………..
Comments (16)
LOL.. have to be an air force family! sounds like my husband.. LOL
have a great night.
weird.
and sort of scary!!
LOL! Now I remember why we don’t want pets. Well, that and the allergy situation….
*haha* Wow, I understood maybe… well… none of that.
Gabriel
cute! i remember going thru that….one thing that helped a bit and let me know when things were getting better was putting a bowl of water under a night light. they jump to the light but then they drown because they can’t swim.
:wave:jess
Wow, sounds like the troops are ready for an all out assault!! Pity those pesky fleas and the battle they are sure to lose lmao…..
:laugh::lol: That is so funny!!!! I love the way you wrote the post. Did your hubby read this? Thank you for stopping by my site. To answer your question, no I have did not homeschool Joanna. Have a great day!!!!:sunny:
huh? well i think i got most of it, or well the jist of it anyway
Dontcha just love your animals?
Cute post, sounds so much better than “we washed our dogs today”…and ethnic food (I’m so behind)…hmmm…Oriental…but REAL Oriental…as with your brats, when you have the real thing, it just ain’t the same stateside!
Great job. Well written.
very creative,it took me weeks to rid our house of fleas once. I feel for ya! I hear lice is worse, thank God we never had that one.
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RYC: Chick-Fil-A breakfast minis are basically a nugget in a honey buttered biscuit. I ate the 1st one as is; but the rest I ate the nugget only. It was a weird combo but tasty.
Ok so I am way behind. First off, I won something. Yay me. Will send you my addy. Second, yuck and ew to the creepy guy in the parking lot. I never park next to a van. My mom saw something on tv a while back about it and how they can open that door and snag someone quickly. Creeps me out. And I hear you about hubby being gone. That is when I hear the most weird noises outside or the dog goes crazy. Speaking of dogs. I love the way you related the flea story in a military way. Dang girl you have some talents there. Too funny.
RYC: The massage was great. And thanks for missing me.
:sunny:thanks for stopping by:sunny:
my daughter got me into Happy Bunny……it’s just so cute :fun:
our mouse pad is Happy Bunny says “you ugly people are nice, but u gotta go”:laugh:
:heartbeat:jess
Update Gosh DARNIT! Your worse than I am!!!! :p