January 24, 2006
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Ok, I’ve been informed that my recent spate of posts that are thought provoking and deep (ha ha ha) are not very fun. On to something more interesting.
First I have to warn guys… don’t piss off your wife/girlfriend and then plan to go take a nice long hot shower…….. tain’t happenin’. That’s right when we decided it’s time to run the dishwasher and ohhhh yeah, that load of whites never got washed did it?? I guess I’d better get that started too……. ohhh soooo sorry you got scalded and then ran out of hot water. My bad. Ooops! :: bats eyelashes:: (A2 – you are evil and I bow to you).
Ok fun with definitions. So, you guys make up some definitions. Me and hubby (I think I’ll call in some military back up) will decide whose is the best. Winner gets a box of Chocolate Macadamia Nuts.
zeitgeist:
Sisyphean
amalgamate
pabulum
inimical
That’s just a few! If you know any of the real definitions, just keep them to yourselves for a few days! I’ll post after the made up ones. In other words…. shudd upp abboud it!
Had a dental appointment today.
Honestly.. who grows up to want to be a dentist or a dental hygienist?? I think they are all secretly masochistic. And what is with the double standard?? Don’t use anything sharp on you teeth, then … let me just scrape this small pointed metal object up and down all your teeth and under your gums….it won’t hurt……..MUCH!!!! Excuse me!! Could I get some vicodin here??? Codeine?? Morphine?? any kind of ine??? (just kidding — of course!)
Ok so… I have a little phobia thing about dentists. This is my second trip in ohhhhh……. 14 years. (lol) NO CAVITIES though!! HAH! They recommended a orthodontist for me and some veneers. I grew up in a place where they had too much fluoride in the water and it discolored my teeth. See??? ALL things in moderation!
It would be nice to have a pretty smile. We are going to look at the budget. May have to wait till the girls get out of their braces!!! Priorities! Save their teeth now, fix mine later. I’ve lived with a broken smile for this long….. guess I can go a couple more years!
Have a great night! And remember ~ don’t grind those teeth!
Comments (13)
zeitgeist:
(noun) a class of spectres who hang out on websites like xanga and haunt all ze really good zeits.
Sisyphean:
(noun) a resident of Sisyphe
amalgamate:
(noun) a friend (mate) from Amalga.
Still thinking about the other two words
Hmmm…have to think for a little on the defs…the Little Shop of Horrors dentist (Steve Martin) is who they really are, I think! They’re all just pretending to be nice, but you know they’re really getting off on it!!!
RYC: being a teacher, you probably have read something by him and just don’t recognize it…he wrote “All I ever Needed to Know I Learned In Kindergarten”, “Uh-Oh”, “It Was On Fire When I Laid Down on It”, and quite a few others…very enlightening reading actually…
Got my TiVo ready to go!!! I was telling Cndfnd that OLN has the repeats on…they’re on Amazon right now…pretty cool when you can actually watch the winner playing the game…you actually SEE them coniving!
inimical: intimacy with a comic book character.
I hope your dental appt went well.. OH and ignore my post tomorrow.. i’m going to rant on the Air Force a little.
I bet ya I would think better with a box of macadamia nuts!
inimical: (adj) causing amusement to your core; humor for my inner child
pabulum: a room that spins freely to and fro after drinking too many Pabst Blue Ribbon beers.
amalgamate: scientific word for the action of french kissing.
Sisyphean: a degeneratative disease of your general acceptance by society after being a weenie too many times.
zeitgeist: a common German exclamation after hearing the phrase “The next round is on the house”
psst: I will update my blog later. you wouldn’t believe the housework/errands this family demands of me!! ACK
zeitgeist: Acne medication
Sisyphean Metrosexual male
amalgamate I know this one so not saying
pabulum I think I know this one too.
I got nothing else.
I like your blog.
RYC: Thank you so much.
regarding your featured grown ups post….great post.
WHO wants to be a dentist? The elf from Rudolph………..
That is funny about doing the dishes and the clothes while hubby is in the shower..:laugh:
What was that old cartoon with the two buzzards? *haha* That was really funny…
Gabriel
zeitgeist: a ghost with really bad acne
Sisyphean: a really whimpy guy.
amalgamate I know this one so shhhhhh
pabulum the gunk we get out of our ears.
inimical hmmm will have to think about that one.
Great post on the hot water. I do that too. Does that make us evil?
I have a dentist appointment in Feb and Hermie wanted to be a Dentist.
hi. me and cori are stalking you.
cool definitions
I know all those words. I was going to dispute your spelling of pabulum, but I looked it up and you have it right, dang it.