January 7, 2010
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tards
Is it just me or does anyone else recognize Bear Grylls as a complete and total tard?? OK, so his show is cool, and you can learn some interesting stuff – like how mud is a fire retardant and that deer droppings are like mini multivitamins (pronounced by Bear as VIT a mins, how cute is that). But when someone leaves a perfectly good shelter, fire and roasted pig, to climb into a little tunnel inside a cave to “possibly” find some fresh water and good cave fish – drops their torch and has to crawl blind through a crevasse to get out through freezing water — that person is tarded.
As a claustrophobic – I wouldn’t go into that rabbit hole in a cave even if there was a cache of pirate gold at the bottom. And a million dollars. And a feather bed, 5 star hotel and fine dining.
Now – I’m not alone in this decision, but it’s not unanimous around here either. Several members of my family felt that if there was a good enough pay off, they would go down the rabbit hole.
They’re tarded too.
I’m just saying…
Comments (3)
Guys, in general, do lots of dumb shit that a woman never would. We’re too busy doing practical stuff like cooking, and cleaning, and laundry and child rearing to be doing things like base jumping, rock climbing, snake handling, monster truck driving and any of a million other worthless time sucking pursuits. Guys are pretty good at inventing things though…
I’ve never seen the show but your logic sounds quite reasonable!
Guys will do many things that most women would consider tarded!
Haha. You are talking about that explorer guy that tries to live in secluded places for a few days with nothing? I think that Bear guy is cute looking and exciting but I definitely wouldn’t go on vacation with him. I’ll stay home at my warm bed with my lovely fast food cooking
And ELECTRICITY!