May 25, 2006

• There and back again: Things Witnessed on our Journey South

  A pineapple plant growing a red pineapple.

  
  

  A teenage girl’s performance for the biggest b**ch category. (She may just win — and no, she’s not one of mine!)

  
  

  Two abandoned vehicles with smashed out windows and no tires. (not burnt yet though!)

  
  

  An abandoned baby stroller….  (?????)

  
  

  A pickup camper shell covered with antlers… (no I’m not kidding).

  
  

  A new road that is 15 feet up, for no apparent reason.

  
  

  A radio war between a highway construction guy’s heavy metal and a local boy’s rap.

  
  

  A lady who was incapable of turning into the near lane.

  
  

  5 cars that had to stop before merging into traffic.

  
  

  A broken water line that was watering the highway instead of the landscaping. (and my freshly washed Jeep — )

  
  

  Regular gas for $3.66/ gallon —

  
  

  The world’s slowest gas pump.

  
  

  4 large summer intern AF Cadets in a compact car.

  
  

  And finally….. 35 + people talking on their cell phones while driving. 

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